A few weeks ago, I decided to make a major change in my life. I was tired of being told “No,” and fed up with the one I held nearest and dearest saying that I couldn’t be who I am. It was that day that I took a stand against my oppressor: The 128gb iPhone XR I have had since late 2018, which has been pushing max capacity for years, due to an unending and inexorable collection of screenshotted male celebrities.
The person to ultimately push my poor phone over the edge was the internet’s latest quirked-up white boy of the week, Logan Lerman. Past contenders for this title have included Dylan O’Brien, Noah Centineo, and basically any man between the ages of 19 and 32 who can be found on the landing page of your favorite streaming service. Lerman, however, is different. He’s an anomaly in a collective sea of milquetoast men with patchy facial hair.
He’s currently starring in the second season of Amazon’s Hunters, playing a Nazi hunter (hot!). I hear he’s fantastic in it, and good for him. It’s another reason he’s prime internet boyfriend material. Something about him—and him in particular—earns a spot in the camera roll.
Source: The Daily Beast
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